Hilarious Quotes by Author

We buy things

We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like. ~ Anonymous

Cinderella

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. ~ Anonymous

Husband & Wife

Newton’s Law: “For every idiot there is an opposite idiot.” They are called Husband & Wife.. ~ Anonymous

I need a six month vacation

I need a six month vacation, twice a year. ~ Anonymous

When a girl is in love

When a girl is in love, nobody knows it except the girl. When a boy is in love, everybody knows except the girl. ~ Anonymous

Money will buy you

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. ~ Richard Friedman

Law of Studentology

Law of Studentology: Book Continues To Be In State of Rest Or Covered With Dust And Soil, Unless Exams Are Appeared. ~ Anonymous

Politeness

Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation. ~ Anonymous

A best friend

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

The aim of a joke

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~ George Orwell

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