Hilarious Quotes by Author

Definition of Stupid

Definition of Stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies. ~ Anonymous

Imperfection is beauty

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~ Marilyn Monroe

How to

How to kill all your enemies? SMILE ~ Anonymous

I put my phone

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ~ Anonymous

Don’t marry for money

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. ~ Proverb

April is Alcohol

April is Alcohol
Awareness Month
~ Anonymous

The shortest relationship

The shortest relationship ever is between Students & Books…They Commit one day before Exam & after Exam Break Up! ~ Anonymous

Vegetarians!

Vegetarians! Stop eating my food’s food. ~ Anonymous

Life is like a ten speed

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. ~ Charles M. Schulz

In my house

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ~ Woody Allen

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