Hilarious Quotes by Author

You can’t Drink All Day

You can’t Drink All Day… If you don’t start in the Morning. ~ Anonymous

Boring clothes

Life’s too short to wear boring clothes. ~ Anonymous

Who needs Superman

Who needs Superman when you have a father? ~ Anonymous

People often say

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. ~ Zig Ziglar

The best part

The best part about being alone is that you really don’t have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. ~ Justin Timberlake

Best way to kill Yourself

Best way to kill Yourself. Love Someone truely. You’ll die daily… ~ Anonymous

An old friend

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Anonymous

If mom says

If mom says “no”, she means it. If dad says “no”, it means maybe.. ~ Anonymous

My name is I

My name is “I”, My Problem is ”love” and My solution is “U” ~ Anonymous

I love my Computer

I love my Computer because my friends live in it. ~ Anonymous

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