Hilarious Quotes by Author

Confuse them

If you caun’t convince them, confuse them…. ~ Anonymous

New Year resolution

I don’t have a New Year resolution. You don’t need that crap when you’re perfect. ~ Anonymous

I am not insulting you

I am not insulting you… I’m just describing you. ~ Anonymous

Without the rain

Without the rain, there would be no rainbow. ~ Gilbert Cheserton

We love our own cell phones

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s. ~ Anonymous

If a telemarketer calls

If a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your 3 year old and tell her it’s Santa ~ Anonymous

Grand parents are old

Grand parents are old but their love will never grow old. ~ Anonymous

Did you know that

Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say 3 times the name of the person you love, you will look really stupid doing that! ~ Anonymous

I do not drunk

I do not drunk – I get awesome. ~ Anonymous

Don’t get my personality

Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted. My personality is me. My attitude depends on you. ~ Anonymous

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