Hilarious Quotes by Author

The first person

The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken’s butt and ate it must have been really hungry. ~ Anonymous

Love your enemies

Love your enemies, they hate it. ~ Anonymous

It is scientifically proven

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. ~ Anonymous

Doing nothing again today

Doing nothing again today because I did not finish yesterday. ~ Anonymous

Becoming a mother

Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything….one-handed. ~ Anonymous

The real measure

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. ~ Anonymous

Whenever you feel sad

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”. ~ Anonymous

I may pronounce

I may pronounce you husband and wife! You may update your Facebook status! ~ Anonymous

Addicted to Facebook

My Parents should be proud of me because I’m Addicted to Facebook not to Drugs! ~ Anonymous

You and I are SISTERS

You and I are SISTERS. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up….. As soon as I finish LAUGHING ~ Anonymous

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