Hilarious Quotes by Author

We love our own cell phones

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s. ~ Anonymous

If a telemarketer calls

If a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your 3 year old and tell her it’s Santa ~ Anonymous

Grand parents are old

Grand parents are old but their love will never grow old. ~ Anonymous

Did you know that

Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say 3 times the name of the person you love, you will look really stupid doing that! ~ Anonymous

I do not drunk

I do not drunk – I get awesome. ~ Anonymous

Don’t get my personality

Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted. My personality is me. My attitude depends on you. ~ Anonymous

Stop waiting

Stop waiting for things to Happen. Go out and make them Happen ~ Anonymous

Every Man needs a Women

Every Man needs a Women when his life’s a mess, because just like the game of Chess. The Queen protects the King. ~ Anonymous

In an attempt to kill a fly

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. ~ Anonymous

Happiness

Happiness is a nice hot mug of tea and a packet of biscuits. ~ Anonymous

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