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Don’t get my personality


Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted. My personality is me. My attitude depends on you. ~ Anonymous

Stop waiting

Stop waiting for things to Happen. Go out and make them Happen ~ Anonymous

Every Man needs a Women


Every Man needs a Women when his life’s a mess, because just like the game of Chess. The Queen protects the King. ~ Anonymous

In an attempt to kill a fly

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. ~ Anonymous

Happiness


Happiness is a nice hot mug of tea and a packet of biscuits. ~ Anonymous

If you think

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. ~ Betty Reese

Kids have so much energy


Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves. ~ Anonymous

Be Honest

Be Honest, if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital. ~ Anonymous

That moment


That moment when you refuse to check your bank account because you don’t want to see how much money you don’t have. ~ Anonymous

Humanity is losing its geniuses

Humanity is losing its geniuses. Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died, and I’m not feeling well today… ~ Anonymous

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