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I put my phone

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ~ Anonymous

Don’t marry for money

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. ~ Proverb

April is Alcohol

April is Alcohol

Awareness Month

~ Anonymous

The shortest relationship

The shortest relationship ever is between Students & Books…They Commit one day before Exam & after Exam Break Up! ~ Anonymous

A bride at her second wedding

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil because she wants to see what she is getting. ~ Anonymous


Vegetarians! Stop eating my food’s food. ~ Anonymous

Life is like a ten speed

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. ~ Charles M. Schulz

In my house

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ~ Woody Allen

You love flowers

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared! ~ Anonymous

There is no “WE”

There is no “WE” in Food. So, get away from Me. ~ Anonymous

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