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Work culture today

Work culture today is simpler and more focused.. now it’s just talk, talk and talk! ~ Anonymous

Love is like

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably a crap. ~ Anonymous

You can only

“You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.” – Aisha Tyler

That Moment when you talk


That Moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious. ~ Anonymous

I’ve never read a tombstone

I’ve never read a tombstone that said: “Died from not forwarding to 10 people.” ~ Anonymous

You can only really learn

You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard. ~ Aisha Tyler

I want you to know


I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone. ~ Unknown

Women love


Women love a self-confident bald man. ~ Larry David

I would say happy New Year

I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ~ Robert Clark

I keep telling myself

I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left. ~ Anonymous

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