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When a girl is in love


When a girl is in love, nobody knows it except the girl. When a boy is in love, everybody knows except the girl. ~ Anonymous

Marriage is a Workshop


Marriage is a Workshop where husband works & wife shops. ~ Anonymous

Money will buy you

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. ~ Richard Friedman

Law of Studentology


Law of Studentology: Book Continues To Be In State of Rest Or Covered With Dust And Soil, Unless Exams Are Appeared. ~ Anonymous

Politeness


Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation. ~ Anonymous

A best friend


A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

The aim of a joke


The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~ George Orwell

Love is a fire

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~ Joan Crawford

Oh, you hate your job?


Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. ~ Drew Carrey

So you think

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money? ~ Ayn Rand

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