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That awkward moment


That awkward moment: When somebody says your name wrong And you like ‘Yeah, that’s my name.’ ~ Anonymous

On the Internet


On the Internet you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be Stupid. ~ Anonymous

I love asking kids

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas. ~ Anonymous

You don’t really know


You don’t really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them. ~ Anonymous

We live in the era


We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people. ~ Anonymous

If there was life on Mars


If there was life on Mars, they would have contacted us with a request for a loan. ~ Anonymous

Food is my


Food is my Best Friend ~ Anonymous

Friends buy you


Friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch. ~ Anonymous

Warning!



Warning! Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. ~ Anonymous

When you love



When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous

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