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I don’t have a New Years resolution

I don’t have a New Year’s resolution. You don’t need that crap when you’re perfect. ~ Anonymous

When I have Children

When I have Children, I’m going to make them watch the movie “2012″ and tell them I survived that. ~ Anonymous

Don’t cry

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ~ Dr. Seuss

When a girl says


When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. ~ Anonymous

So long as there’s a jingle

So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. ~ Jason Love

Single Again

Single Again….but now with experience. ~ Anonymous

Your mind needs

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day. ~ Anonymous

Education is what remains

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. ~ Albert Einstein

I don’t need a psychiatrist

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. ~ Anonymous

To the World

To the World you may be One person, but to One Person you may be the World. ~ Anonymous

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