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So long as there’s a jingle

So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. ~ Jason Love

Single Again

Single Again….but now with experience. ~ Anonymous

Your mind needs

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day. ~ Anonymous

Education is what remains

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. ~ Albert Einstein

I don’t need a psychiatrist

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. ~ Anonymous

To the World

To the World you may be One person, but to One Person you may be the World. ~ Anonymous

If you wait for

If you wait for Perfect conditions, you will never get anything done. ~ Anonymous

The worst thing about Sunday

The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday. ~ Anonymous

Facebook is like a fridge

Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside but you check it out every ten minutes. ~ Anonymous

Husband is the head

Husband is the head of the family and wife is the neck that turns the head around!! ~ Anonymous

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