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Boring clothes


Life’s too short to wear boring clothes. ~ Anonymous

A man in love


A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it’s time to cash in. – Mae West

Don’t worry kids


Don’t worry kids, Mom doesn’t have a favorite. You all annoy me equally… ~ Anonymous

Any FOOL can be a FATHER


Any FOOL can be a FATHER. But it takes a REAL MAN to be a DADDY!! ~ Anonymous

Who needs Superman


Who needs Superman when you have a father? ~ Anonymous

People often say


People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. ~ Zig Ziglar

The best part


The best part about being alone is that you really don’t have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. ~ Justin Timberlake

Best way to kill Yourself


Best way to kill Yourself. Love Someone truely. You’ll die daily… ~ Anonymous

An old friend


An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Anonymous

If mom says

If mom says “no”, she means it. If dad says “no”, it means maybe.. ~ Anonymous

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